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Grandma, 70, Gives Birth to Twins

4 July, 2008 (07:01) | News, Shocking, Weird & Strange | No comments

A 70-year-old from Muzaffarnagar, India, became the world’s oldest woman to give birth after she delivered twins Friday.

Omkari Panwar, the wife of a retired farmer, delivered the twins — a boy and girl — via Caesarean section.

Panwar, who has two adult daughters and five grandchildren, underwent in-vitro fertility treatment so she could produce a male heir.

Her husband, Charan Singh Panwar, 77, mortgaged his land, sold his buffalos, spent his life savings and took out a credit card loan to finance the treatment.

“At last we have a son and heir,” he said. “We prayed to God, went to saints and visited religious places to pray for an heir.”

“We kept no stone unturned and God has rewarded us. The treatment cost me a fortune but the birth of a son makes it all worthwhile. I can die a happy man and a proud father.”

Google Ordered to Hand Over All YouTube User Data

4 July, 2008 (06:56) | News, Videos | No comments

Ever check out YouTube? Have a user name and password for it? Then Viacom’s going to find out all about what you like to watch.

A federal judge ruled Tuesday that the online video-sharing Web site, owned by Google, has to turn over all its user logs to Viacom, the mega-corporation that owns MTV, Paramount Pictures, Comedy Central and VH1, among others.

Viacom sued Google last year, claiming that YouTube willfully infringed its copyrights by letting its users post clips from “South Park” and “The Daily Show” willy-nilly.

YouTube, citing the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, argues it doesn’t have to take down those clips until Viacom complains about each and every one.

Viacom says that’s bunk, and is joined in its lawsuit by the Premier League of England’s Football Association, which doesn’t like pro soccer highlights turning up on YouTube.

Judge Louis L. Stanton actually delivered a mixed ruling — he refused Viacom’s demand that Google turn over YouTube’s source code, the software that runs the site, agreeing with Google that that was a trade secret.

But he used Google’s own argument, explained here on Google’s own site, that revealing users’ Internet Protocol addresses — which identify every single computer, server, cell phone or toaster connected to the Internet — does not constitute an invasion of privacy.

Google must now turn over all its data about YouTube visitors on four 1-terabyte hard drives, a staggering amount of data, as well as copies of all clips it has ever taken down. (One terabyte is 1,000 gigabytes.)

The Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco organization that defends the rights of Internet users, quickly protested the ruling, saying it “threatens to expose deeply private information about what videos are watched by YouTube users.”

Viacom wants the data to prove that copyrighted “stolen” material is more popular among YouTube visitors than original “user-generated” material.

It sought the source code to show that YouTube does have software in place to filter out some objectionable content — for example, YouTube manages to keep pornography and explicit nudity off the site — but chooses to allow copyrighted material as part of its business model.

There is no indication Viacom will seek to track down individual users. It would have to contact users’ Internet service providers — for example, Time Warner Cable, Verizon or America Online — to do so, and it’s not clear if the ISPs would be compelled to turn over the data, especially in a civil case.

Google is likely to appeal the ruling.

Portsmouth Police Arrest Gary Dodds

4 July, 2008 (06:45) | News, Politics, new hampshire | No comments

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Gary Dodds is being held at the Rockingham County Jail after being arrested by police in Portsmouth. Dodds was taken into custody around 7:30 p.m. Thursday.

Police arrested Dodds at his Cutts Mansion property on Maplewood Avenue in Portsmouth. He was charged with simple assault, false imprisonment and breach of bail. Police have not released any details about the victim.

In February, Dodds was convicted of making up a disappearance during his congressional campaign. He was sentenced to 20-days and to pay restituion. Dodds remained free while he was appealing.

Dodds was ordered to wear an electronic bracelet, but he had that removed one week ago.

Dodds will spend his entire holiday behind bars. He is being held without bail until his arraignment on Monday.

Dodds was also arrested back in May. According to police in Rye, Dodds’ wife Cindy reported that he had thrown her to the ground while they were vacationing in Florida.

Uncle Could Face Death on Kidnapping Charges in Case of Dead Vermont Girl

3 July, 2008 (18:59) | News, Shocking, vermont | No comments

The uncle of a young Vermont girl found dead could face the death penalty on federal kidnapping charges connected with the case, prosecutors said Thursday.

U.S. Attorney Thomas Anderson said Michael Jacques will be charged with kidnapping in connection with the death of his niece, 12-year-old Brooke Bennett.

“Today is a tragic day for Vermont,” Anderson said. “Our thoughts and our prayers are with the Bennett family and the people of Randolph, Vt.”

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Jacques, 42, is expected to be in federal court some time next week. The kidnapping charge can carry a sentence of death or life in prison. Michael Desautels, the federal public defender representing Jacques, did not immediately return calls Thursday morning.

Officials said autopsy results on Brooke are still pending. The girl, who had just finished seventh grade at Randolph Union High School, disappeared on June 25 after being seen at a convenience store with Jacques.

She was found dead late Wednesday night about a mile from Jacques’ home.
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The discovery of Brooke’s body comes as investigators look into claims that the girl was to be initiated into a sex ring allegedly run by her uncle.

In an affidavit unsealed earlier Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Burlington, Vt., the FBI said a teenager they identified as “Juvenile 1″ told investigators she accompanied Jacques on June 25 as he tricked his niece into thinking she was going to a party and took her to his home to be initiated that day into a sex ring.

The girl said she was led to believe Brooke “would have sex with adult males” during the initiation, and that she herself had been forced into the ring.

The affidavit included information about sexually suggestive e-mails with two additional addresses, including one for someone named Ruel Domingo, but Anderson said those e-mails originated from IP addresses at Jacques’ home and office.

E-mails accuse Jacques of coercing or enlisting the second girl to participate, including by tying Bennett down if that became necessary.

The girl wrote, “yes. I will help,” one e-mail said.

Jacques has been in custody since Sunday on state charges of aggravated sexual assault against a different underage girl. He has pleaded not guilty. Those will be dismissed in lieu of the federal charges, said Vermont Attorney General William Sorrell.

“It will be dismissed without prejudice, meaning it could be brought back, but clearly our main focus investigative-wise and prosecution-wise would be on the kidnapping and the death of Brooke Bennett,” Sorrell said.

Officials were tightlipped on the details surrounding Brooke’s death during a news conference held Thursday morning.

“This investigation is far from over,” Anderson said. “Much work remains to be done, and we will work tirelessly until the investigation is complete.”

Officials still do not know how Brooke was killed, and they didn’t say much about the alleged sex ring except that it appeared to pose no current threat to young residents in the state.

“There’s nothing from this investigation that’s been turned up, nor otherwise are federal and state authorities aware of any ongoing efforts to recruit young girls or boys here in Vermont to have sex with adults,” Sorrell said. “And you can rest assured that if evidence is uncovered that we feel poses a risk to the public we will be the first to raise alarm bells.”

After searching in and around Jacques’ home across town for days, police said they found the girl’s body in a spot where the earth had been disturbed about a mile from Jacques’ home. He is married to the sister of Brooke’s mother, Cassandra Gagnon.

“The painful discovery of Brooke’s body today is tragic and heartbreaking,” State Police Director Col. James Baker said Wednesday. He called the death “clearly suspicious” but declined to give details.

The federal affidavit said that DNA evidence from Brooke’s handkerchief confirmed human blood and semen, but the semen did not belong to Jacques.

Investigators believe this may have been planted by Jacques and anyone who might have been helping him “in order to deflect suspicion from themselves and conceal their illegal activities,” according to the affidavit.

Officials refused to comment on the evidence listed in the affidavit.

In another blow to the family and town, Brooke’s former stepfather, Raymond Gagnon, 40, of San Antonio, Texas, was formally charged Wednesday with obstructing justice in the case. He entered no plea at the federal hearing and was denied bail pending another hearing on Monday.

Lawyer John Pacht argued unsuccessfully that Gagnon cooperated with authorities who questioned him in Texas and should be released.

Police say that during their investigation, Jacques led them to a posting on the MySpace social networking site in which Brooke firmed up a planned rendezvous the next morning with someone whose online name was “Skittelmeup.”

But forensic analysis showed the posting and reposting soon afterward came from a laptop that Jacques said belonged to his employer, Thermadyne, in Lebanon, N.H., according to the affidavit.

It said Gagnon told authorities he accessed the account, using login information from Jacques, from his laptop in San Antonio the night Brooke disappeared. He then downloaded child pornography onto the laptop, which police have not recovered, according to the affidavit.

About 300 people attending a candlelight vigil Wednesday night found themselves mourning the news that her body had been found a few hours earlier.

“Brooke Marie, I love you so much,” her mother said near a large photo of Brooke on the town gazebo in the picturesque town of just over 5,000. “I just ask that justice be done for the person who took my baby away,” she said, sobbing.

Gary Finch, Brooke’s homeroom and math teacher last year, spoke at the vigil. He said she was an energetic and enthusiastic learner whom he loved having in class.

“She was always volunteering, always with a smile on her face. Smart, creative. It’s a tragedy. It’s unbelievable. It’s hard to comprehend. I didn’t think anything like this would happen to such a great kid.”

Finch said when school started last fall, Brooke was nervous about transferring from her small elementary school to the high school.

“She conquered that,” he said. “She didn’t conquer this.”

South Carolina Teen, 14, Faces Murder, Sex Charges in 8-Year-Old Girl’s Death

3 July, 2008 (18:15) | News, Shocking | No comments

GREENVILLE, S.C. — Authorities say a 14-year-old boy has been charged in the death and sexual assault of an 8-year-old Greenville County girl whose body was found in an abandoned mobile home.

Sheriff’s deputy Michael Hildebrand said the teenager was charged Wednesday with murder and first-degree criminal sexual conduct. Hildebrand said officials filed charges in part because of DNA testing results. His name hasn’t been released.

Dymia Janae Woody was reported missing Monday evening. Deputies found her body early Tuesday in a nearby mobile home that had no electricity. An autopsy showed she died of asphyxia after being sexually assaulted.

Hildebrand said the teenager lived in the neighborhood and is believed to have known the girl. Hildebrand said he is being held in a juvenile detention facility pending a hearing in Family Court.

Shocking Baby Launch Video Lands Teen Behind Bars

3 July, 2008 (18:13) | News, Shocking, Videos, Weird & Strange | No comments

LEESBURG, Ga. — A Georgia teen is facing child cruelty charges after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several feet across a room using an inflatable pillow.

The video posted on YouTube shows the boy putting a baby on one side of a large yellow pillow and then jumping on the pillow, sending the child flying several feet across the floor, where the baby lands and cries.

“He really had no explanation — just thought it would be funny to put it on YouTube,” Col. Duane Sepp of the Lee County Sheriff’s Office told FOX News. “It’s all about, I guess, that five seconds of glory or whatever, and it’s terrible it has to happen at the cost of an 8-month-old child.”

The 16-year-old Lee County boy was arrested Tuesday after a school teacher saw the video and called the sheriff’s office. The boy’s name was not released because of his age.

“This is going to be handled in juvenile court, although this has some detention time that can be placed on the juvenile offender,” Sepp said. “The judge, I’m sure, is going to take this very seriously, and when the tape is shown I don’t think it’s going to be as funny as what he [the offender] originally thought it was.”

The teen has been charged with a felony count of cruelty to children as well as a misdemeanor count of the same charge.

Sepp told FOX News that the teen who filmed the baby launch with his cell phone is not facing charges at this time.

“The investigation is ongoing,” Sepp said. “This isn’t over. We’re still digging into it.”

The video has since been removed from YouTube. The baby is OK, Sepp said.

Jail for Man Who Stole Puppy, Blew Marijuana in Its Face to Make It Pass Out

3 July, 2008 (18:07) | Animals, News | No comments

WHEATON, Ill. — A Plainfield man has been sentenced to 60 days in the DuPage County Jail for stealing a $1,500 Pomeranian puppy and blowing marijuana smoke into its face until it passed out.

Circuit Judge John Kinsella warned 19-year-old Emanuel Lopez that he would subjected to frequent drug testing while serving 30 months probation after being released from jail.

Lopez pleaded guilty in May to stealing the puppy from a Naperville store. The dog was returned to the store three days later and has since been adopted.

His alleged abuse of the puppy was brought up during Wednesday’s sentencing as an aggravating factor in the theft.

Kinsella told Lopez the “bottom rung of humanity” abuses animals for amusement.

Body Believed To Be Missing Girl Found

3 July, 2008 (08:15) | News, vermont | No comments

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Vermont State Police said they have found a body believed to be that of a missing 12-year-old whose uncle allegedly planned to force her into a sex ring the day she disappeared.

Col. James Baker said Brooke Bennett’s body was found in Randolph, where the uncle lives, at about 4:45 p.m.

She was last seen alive with the uncle, Michael Jacques, at a convenience store a week ago.

“The painful discovery of Brooke’s body today is tragic and heartbreaking,” the state police director said at a news conference.

He called the death “clearly suspicious” but declined to give details before a news conference scheduled for Thursday morning.

But in an affidavit unsealed earlier in U.S. District Court, an unidentified teenager said she was present on June 25 when Jacques, 42, tricked Brooke into thinking she was going to a party and took her to his Randolph home to be initiated into a sex ring.

More than 200 people attended a vigil Wednesday in downtown Randolph at about 8 p.m.

Gary Finch, Brooke’s homeroom and math teacher at Randolph Union High School, said Brooke was a very energetic and enthusiastic learner. He said she was always volunteering in class.

Others who came said they didn’t know Brooke well, but they wanted to be there for her all the same. They remembered her as a fun person who could make others laugh and enjoyed playing basketball. Jody Neff, 61, said she came to say a prayer for Brooke’s family.

Keene Food Theft Suspect Faces New Charge

2 July, 2008 (14:17) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

KEENE, N.H. — A woman charged with stealing food donations in Keene has also been charged with stealing thousands of dollars from an 81-year-old man.

Darcy Wilson, 22, of Swanzey, N.H., initially was charged with stealing a box of food that had been donated at the Keene Fire Station for The Community Kitchen.

Now, she has been charged with cashing 30 checks — totaling more than $10,000 — belonging to Keene resident Charles Tousley. Tousley identified himself as the great-grandfather of Wilson’s daughter and said thefts from his bank account started around the time he was on a cruise with his wife in March and April.

One killed in Hinsdale crash; Route 119 closed through evening

1 July, 2008 (08:02) | News, new hampshire | No comments

HINSDALE, N.H. - A two car accident shut down part of Route 119 this afternoon due to an accident that killed one person and sent a woman and three children to the hospital.

Police believe the driver of a silver Pontiac Grand Am with New Hampshire places heading west crossed the center line, crashing head on into a red Chevy Silverado pickup with New York plates.

The driver of the Pontiac died on the scene, Hinsdale Police Lt. Todd Faulkner said.

The woman driving the pickup was trapped under the dashboard until emergency workers used the Jaws of Life to free her, Faulkner said. She and the three children in the truck with her were transported to Brattleboro Memorial Hospital.

Route 119 would be shut down until roughly 8 or 9 p.m., police said, as the New Hampshire State Police Traffic Accident Reconstruction Team attempted to piece together the events leading to the accident, which left the two vehicles totalled.

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