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	<title>You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!</title>
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	<description>Crazy Shit That I Never Want To Have Happen To Me!</description>
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		<title>Report: Body Was Decomposing in Trunk of Car Driven by Missing Tot&#8217;s Mom</title>
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Results taken from air samples reveal that a body was decomposing in the trunk of a car driven by the mother of missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony, a local TV station reported.

Detectives with cadaver dogs said in July they detected the smell of human decomposition coming from the trunk of ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/27/report-body-was-decomposing-in-trunk-of-car-driven-by-missing-tots-mom/</link>
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		<title>People Food May Shorten Dog&#8217;s Life</title>
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It can be hard for pet parents to resist the sad eyes of their beloved pooch starring up at them begging for human food.

Sherry Woodward, an animal behavior consultant for Best Friends Animal Shelter, says giving in is a costly mistake. Best Friends is a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/24/people-food-may-shorten-dogs-life/</link>
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		<title>Firefighter Accused Of Second Rape</title>
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BROCKTON, Mass. -- A Boston deputy fire chief who's already facing a rape charge has been arrested again.

According to the Plymouth District Attorney, Peter Pearson, 51, was arrested on Friday night and now faces additional charges of aggravated rape, kidnapping for sexual intercourse, assault with a dangerous weapon and impersonating ...</description>
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		<title>Mom Accused of Trying To Sell Young Daughter For Sex</title>
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SHE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH!!!! SEAN MICHAEL SHOULD HAVE HIS GENITALS REMOVED AND BE LEFT FOR DEAD!


AN ANTONIO, TX -- A mother and her boyfriend are in jail, accused of trying to sell the woman's 5-year-old daughter for sex.

Jennifer Richards and Sean Michael Block are being held in the ...</description>
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		<title>&#8216;Booger Red&#8217; Convicted for Role in Texas Child Sex Scandal</title>
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TYLER, Texas —  Jurors have found an East Texas man guilty of grooming children as young as 5 to perform sex shows at a swingers club.

Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly was convicted of engaging in organized criminal activity Thursday after jurors deliberated about two hours. He faces a possible life ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/22/booger-red-convicted-for-role-in-texas-child-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<title>Half-Ton Woman Indicted in Toddler&#8217;s Death</title>
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EDINBURG, Texas —  A grand jury indicted a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman Thursday in the death of her 2-year-old nephew.

Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, was indicted on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Rosales previously ...</description>
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		<title>Ala. To Charge Obese Workers $25 Monthly</title>
		<description>MONTGOMERY, Ala. -- Alabama state employees suffering from obesity and three other health problems will eventually have to pay extra for their health insurance if they don't try to control their problems.

The State Employees' Insurance Board approved a plan that will charge state workers an extra $25 per month, starting ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/22/ala-to-charge-obese-workers-25-monthly/</link>
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		<title>Man Charged After Son Gets Drunk At Wedding</title>
		<description>MERRIMACK, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after his 16-year-son got drunk at a wedding.

Police said the boy consumed more than a dozen glasses of wine and beer at a wedding on Saturday. They said his father, James Watkins, of Milford, N.H., was with him and afterwards went to ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/22/man-charged-after-son-gets-drunk-at-wedding/</link>
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		<title>Woman Charged With Giving Wine To Baby At State Fair</title>
		<description>LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Missouri mother was arrested at the Kentucky State Fair after police said she gave her child a baby bottle filled with alcohol.

According to a police report, an officer saw 40-year-old Kathryn Bowen buy wine in Freedom Hall, pour it into a baby bottle and give the ...</description>
		<link>http://punauni.freeblogit.com/2008/08/20/woman-charged-with-giving-wine-to-baby-at-state-fair/</link>
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		<title>Patient dies after being left in chair 22 hours</title>
		<description> RALEIGH, North Carolina    A mental patient died after workers at a North Carolina hospital left him in a chair for 22 hours without feeding him or helping him use the bathroom, said federal officials who have threatened to cut off the facility's funding.

The state sent a ...</description>
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