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People Food May Shorten Dog’s Life

24 August, 2008 (18:27) | Animals, News | No comments

It can be hard for pet parents to resist the sad eyes of their beloved pooch starring up at them begging for human food.
Sherry Woodward, an animal behavior consultant for Best Friends Animal Shelter, says giving in is a costly mistake. Best Friends is a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping to rescue animals in distress. […]

Jacksonville Woman’s Pets Mutilated, Killed

26 July, 2008 (22:00) | Animals, News | No comments

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A Jacksonville woman said she’s worried about the safety of her dogs after someone broke into her Oceanway home and brutally killed some of her pets.
Josephine Bowles said her animals weren’t just killed, but that they were cut and plucked until they were dead.
One of the killings took place earlier this week […]

Dogs work ‘magic’ on kids with autism

18 July, 2008 (17:34) | Animals, Autism, News | No comments

That’s how Karen Shirk explains the ability of service dogs to help children suffering from autism.
“I’m sure there’s some sort of scientific explanation,” she says. “But I call it magic.”
Since 1998, through her nonprofit 4 Paws for Ability, Shirk has helped partner service dogs with people with a wide range of disabilities.
It was Shirk’s […]

Which Breed Of Dog Is Most Aggressive?

14 July, 2008 (12:12) | Animals, News | No comments

They may not look as threatening as some of the larger canine, but research revealed that the dachshund is the most aggressive breed of dog.
Citing a study published by Applied Animal Behavior Science, the British newspaper The Daily Telegraph reported that one in five dachshunds has bitten or tried to bite strangers, and one in […]

ONE MAN’S SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO A DOG

13 July, 2008 (17:39) | Animals, Poetry | No comments

MY BEST FRIEND CALVIN!
The one absolutely unselfish friend that
a man can have in this selfish world,
the one that never deserts him,
the one that never proves ungrateful
or treacherous, is his dog.
A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity
and in poverty,
in health and in sickness.
He will sleep on the cold ground where
the wintery winds blow,
and […]

$2G Reward Offered for Information on Brutal Puppy Beater at U.S.-Mexico Border

9 July, 2008 (14:13) | Animals, News, Shocking | No comments

THIS GUY SHOULD TAKE A GOOD BEATING!

SAN DIEGO — A $2,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest and conviction of a man caught on videotape savagely beating a puppy at the U.S.-Mexico border.
San Diego County officials said Tuesday that X-rays on the terrier mix, named Spirit, showed the animal suffered […]

Jail for Man Who Stole Puppy, Blew Marijuana in Its Face to Make It Pass Out

3 July, 2008 (18:07) | Animals, News | No comments

WHEATON, Ill. — A Plainfield man has been sentenced to 60 days in the DuPage County Jail for stealing a $1,500 Pomeranian puppy and blowing marijuana smoke into its face until it passed out.
Circuit Judge John Kinsella warned 19-year-old Emanuel Lopez that he would subjected to frequent drug testing while serving 30 months probation […]

Cat Found Mutilated On PSU Campus

3 June, 2008 (10:46) | Animals, News | No comments

PORTLAND, Ore. — Police said someone is killing and mutilating cats and leaving the dead animals on the campus of Portland State University.
Public safety officers at PSU said the latest crime happened Thursday, and the Oregon Humane Society offered a reward of $1,000 for help in catching the cat killer.
Veterinary doctors who have examined the […]

Cop allegedly abused cows

7 May, 2008 (22:05) | Animals, Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

MOORESTOWN –Additional charges have been filed against former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia after allegations surfaced last week that he performed several sexual acts with livestock, specifically cows.Melia, 38, of 126 Cottage Avenue in Moorestown has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after purposely and knowingly tormenting an animal, specifically by having a […]

150 Dogs Seized From Gaston Home

25 April, 2008 (08:33) | Animals, News | No comments

GASTON, Ore. — Deputies cited a woman with animal neglect after they took 150 dogs, four birds and two horses from her home Thursday.
Washington County sheriff’s deputies said they went to the Patton Valley Road property on a report of animal abuse. They said they found the animals well-fed, but living in extreme filth, with […]