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Date: August 22nd, 2008

Mom Accused of Trying To Sell Young Daughter For Sex

22 August, 2008 (20:03) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, Shocking | No comments

SHE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH!!!! SEAN MICHAEL SHOULD HAVE HIS GENITALS REMOVED AND BE LEFT FOR DEAD!
AN ANTONIO, TX — A mother and her boyfriend are in jail, accused of trying to sell the woman’s 5-year-old daughter for sex.
Jennifer Richards and Sean Michael Block are being held in the Geo Federal Jail Downtown.
The two […]

‘Booger Red’ Convicted for Role in Texas Child Sex Scandal

22 August, 2008 (19:38) | News, Shocking | No comments

TYLER, Texas — Jurors have found an East Texas man guilty of grooming children as young as 5 to perform sex shows at a swingers club.
Patrick “Booger Red” Kelly was convicted of engaging in organized criminal activity Thursday after jurors deliberated about two hours. He faces a possible life sentence.
Prosecutors alleged Kelly was a […]

Half-Ton Woman Indicted in Toddler’s Death

22 August, 2008 (19:21) | Uncategorized | No comments

EDINBURG, Texas — A grand jury indicted a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman Thursday in the death of her 2-year-old nephew.
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, was indicted on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Rosales previously had been charged with capital […]

Ala. To Charge Obese Workers $25 Monthly

22 August, 2008 (19:09) | Medicine, new hampshire | No comments

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Alabama state employees suffering from obesity and three other health problems will eventually have to pay extra for their health insurance if they don’t try to control their problems.
The State Employees’ Insurance Board approved a plan that will charge state workers an extra $25 per month, starting in January 2010, if they […]

Man Charged After Son Gets Drunk At Wedding

22 August, 2008 (19:07) | Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

MERRIMACK, N.H. — A man is facing charges after his 16-year-son got drunk at a wedding.
Police said the boy consumed more than a dozen glasses of wine and beer at a wedding on Saturday. They said his father, James Watkins, of Milford, N.H., was with him and afterwards went to drop the boy off at […]