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Month: August, 2008

Report: Body Was Decomposing in Trunk of Car Driven by Missing Tot’s Mom

27 August, 2008 (20:40) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, Shocking | 1 comment

Results taken from air samples reveal that a body was decomposing in the trunk of a car driven by the mother of missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony, a local TV station reported.
Detectives with cadaver dogs said in July they detected the smell of human decomposition coming from the trunk of the Pontiac that the mother, […]

People Food May Shorten Dog’s Life

24 August, 2008 (18:27) | Animals, News | No comments

It can be hard for pet parents to resist the sad eyes of their beloved pooch starring up at them begging for human food.
Sherry Woodward, an animal behavior consultant for Best Friends Animal Shelter, says giving in is a costly mistake. Best Friends is a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping to rescue animals in distress. […]

Firefighter Accused Of Second Rape

24 August, 2008 (18:18) | News, Shocking | No comments

BROCKTON, Mass. — A Boston deputy fire chief who’s already facing a rape charge has been arrested again.
According to the Plymouth District Attorney, Peter Pearson, 51, was arrested on Friday night and now faces additional charges of aggravated rape, kidnapping for sexual intercourse, assault with a dangerous weapon and impersonating a police officer.
Law enforcement officials […]

Mom Accused of Trying To Sell Young Daughter For Sex

22 August, 2008 (20:03) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, Shocking | No comments

SHE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH!!!! SEAN MICHAEL SHOULD HAVE HIS GENITALS REMOVED AND BE LEFT FOR DEAD!
AN ANTONIO, TX — A mother and her boyfriend are in jail, accused of trying to sell the woman’s 5-year-old daughter for sex.
Jennifer Richards and Sean Michael Block are being held in the Geo Federal Jail Downtown.
The two […]

‘Booger Red’ Convicted for Role in Texas Child Sex Scandal

22 August, 2008 (19:38) | News, Shocking | No comments

TYLER, Texas — Jurors have found an East Texas man guilty of grooming children as young as 5 to perform sex shows at a swingers club.
Patrick “Booger Red” Kelly was convicted of engaging in organized criminal activity Thursday after jurors deliberated about two hours. He faces a possible life sentence.
Prosecutors alleged Kelly was a […]

Half-Ton Woman Indicted in Toddler’s Death

22 August, 2008 (19:21) | Uncategorized | No comments

EDINBURG, Texas — A grand jury indicted a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman Thursday in the death of her 2-year-old nephew.
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, was indicted on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Rosales previously had been charged with capital […]

Ala. To Charge Obese Workers $25 Monthly

22 August, 2008 (19:09) | Medicine, new hampshire | No comments

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Alabama state employees suffering from obesity and three other health problems will eventually have to pay extra for their health insurance if they don’t try to control their problems.
The State Employees’ Insurance Board approved a plan that will charge state workers an extra $25 per month, starting in January 2010, if they […]

Man Charged After Son Gets Drunk At Wedding

22 August, 2008 (19:07) | Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

MERRIMACK, N.H. — A man is facing charges after his 16-year-son got drunk at a wedding.
Police said the boy consumed more than a dozen glasses of wine and beer at a wedding on Saturday. They said his father, James Watkins, of Milford, N.H., was with him and afterwards went to drop the boy off at […]

Woman Charged With Giving Wine To Baby At State Fair

20 August, 2008 (20:15) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Missouri mother was arrested at the Kentucky State Fair after police said she gave her child a baby bottle filled with alcohol.
According to a police report, an officer saw 40-year-old Kathryn Bowen buy wine in Freedom Hall, pour it into a baby bottle and give the bottle to her 11-month-old.
Police said […]

Patient dies after being left in chair 22 hours

20 August, 2008 (20:10) | Medicine, News | No comments

RALEIGH, North Carolina A mental patient died after workers at a North Carolina hospital left him in a chair for 22 hours without feeding him or helping him use the bathroom, said federal officials who have threatened to cut off the facility’s funding.
The state sent a team Tuesday to help Cherry […]

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