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Date: July 17th, 2008

Officials: Dodds Will Remain In Jail

17 July, 2008 (22:43) | News, Politics, new hampshire | No comments

DOVER, N.H. — Former New Hampshire congressional candidate Gary Dodds will remain in jail, possibly after he is eligible to be released into home confinement.
Strafford County Department of Corrections Superintendent Warren Dowaliby said that Dodds would remain in custody “until such time as I am satisfied that he can be safely (his own safety and […]

Doctor Indicted In Abortion Death

17 July, 2008 (22:38) | Medicine, News | 1 comment

BOSTON — A doctor who performed an abortion on a 22-year-old woman who later died has been indicted on charges of manslaughter.
Dr. Rapin Osathanondh was indicted Wednesday by a Barnstable County grand jury in the death of Laura Hope Smith.
Smith died at Cape Cod Hospital in 2007 after an abortion at the Women’s Health Center […]

11-Year-Old Junior Cop Has Drivers Hitting the Brakes

17 July, 2008 (22:31) | News | No comments

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Police can’t be everywhere, so 11-year-old Landon Wilburn is on patrol in the Stone Lakes subdivision in Louisville. Landon told The Courier-Journal he used to shout at speeders to slow down — then had a better idea.
Dressed in a reflective vest, wearing a bicycle helmet and armed with a Hot Wheels […]

Woman Has Surgery on Giant 110-Pound Legs

17 July, 2008 (22:26) | News | No comments

A Chinese woman who long-suffered with elephantiasis of the legs says she is looking forward to wearing skirts and trousers after having a life-changing surgery to correct the painful condition, Agence France-Presse reported.
Before the surgery, Wang Cheng, 24, who lives in the eastern Chinese province of Zhiangsu, has not been able to leave her […]

Woman Accused of Bribing Cop With Sex, Cash to Avoid Arrest

17 July, 2008 (22:24) | News | No comments

WISCONSIN DELLS, Wis. — Her license plate says it all.
An Iron Mountain, Mich., woman is accused of trying to get out of a drunken driving arrest by offering sex and $10,000 to a Wisconsin Dells police officer.
Witnesses called police last Friday when they saw an intoxicated driver with the Michigan license plate “TROUBLE” leave […]

‘Beast’ Man Jailed for Possessing 31,000 Animal Porn Images

17 July, 2008 (22:22) | News, Shocking, Weird & Strange | No comments

A Tasmanian computer technician who considered himself a beast has been given a suspended jail sentence after being caught possessing bestiality images.
Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, of South Arm, today was sentenced after pleading guilty to possessing 31,000 illegal images, most involving human female sex acts with dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus.
Although 30 percent […]

Former Atlantic Beach officer to serve bond on GPS monitoring

17 July, 2008 (21:22) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

The former Atlantic Beach Police officer awaiting trial on charges that he had sex with a known-prostitute inside the town’s police department is in trouble with the law again.
North Myrtle Beach Police arrested 46-year-old Terrance Wiggins Wednesday morning and charged him with one count of criminal domestic violence.
Wiggins was released on a surety bond Wednesday, […]

No charges for cop in fatal crash

17 July, 2008 (06:27) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

A Boston patrolman will not be criminally charged for killing a woman while racing to help imperiled fellow officers last year, but Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley still wants Hub cops to put the brakes on speeding cruisers.
“I am deeply troubled by this case and conclude that it was an unnecessary and avoidable tragedy,” Conley […]