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Date: July 9th, 2008

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice

9 July, 2008 (14:33) | News, Shocking, Weird & Strange | No comments

POTTER VALLEY, Calif. — A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.
The 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, sheriff’s […]

Cops: Drug-Laced Treats Dropped Off at Police Stations

9 July, 2008 (14:24) | News | No comments

LAKE WORTH, Texas — A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to police who charged him Tuesday with LSD possession. At least three officers have gotten sick.
The 18-year-old man was arrested after taking cookies to the Lake Worth […]

500-Pound Patient Gets Trapped in Hospital Elevator for Three Hours, Dies Short Time Later

9 July, 2008 (14:22) | News | No comments

DES MOINES, Iowa — Procedures at an Iowa hospital are under review following the death of a patient who was trapped in a hospital elevator for nearly three hours.
Officials at Mary Greeley Medical Center in Des Moines say 34-year-old Tamela Sims died Sunday morning after being brought to intensive care from the emergency […]

$2G Reward Offered for Information on Brutal Puppy Beater at U.S.-Mexico Border

9 July, 2008 (14:13) | Animals, News, Shocking | No comments

THIS GUY SHOULD TAKE A GOOD BEATING!

SAN DIEGO — A $2,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest and conviction of a man caught on videotape savagely beating a puppy at the U.S.-Mexico border.
San Diego County officials said Tuesday that X-rays on the terrier mix, named Spirit, showed the animal suffered […]