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Date: June 24th, 2008

Alcohol May Have Been Involved In Boat Crash, Police Say

24 June, 2008 (19:43) | News, new hampshire | 1 comment

GILFORD, N.H. — Investigators said in court papers that they are looking at whether alcohol contributed to a nighttime boat crash that killed a passenger and critically injured the driver, a prominent foe of speed limits on New Hampshire’s largest lake.
The 37-foot boat was going fast enough to plane, or skim on the water, when […]

Kids Fed ‘Silly Pills,’ Forced to Perform Sex Shows in Shocking Abuse Case

24 June, 2008 (19:35) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | 2 comments

MINEOLA, Texas — In the windowless front rooms of a former day care center in a tiny Texas community, children as young as 5 were fed powerful painkillers they knew as “silly pills” and forced to perform sex shows for a crowd of adults.
Two people have already been convicted in the case. Now a […]

Missing autistic man found

24 June, 2008 (19:27) | Autism, News | No comments

GRANTSBURG, Wisconsin (AP) — An autistic man who disappeared a week ago from a camp for the disabled and who relies on medication after a kidney transplant was found alive in the woods Sunday, authorities said.
Keith Kennedy, 25, of Shoreview, Minn., was found about 7 p.m., weakened but safe. He was flown to the […]

HailStorm, Hinsdale NH.

24 June, 2008 (15:53) | Videos, new hampshire | No comments

Creston’s Police Chief Fired Following Investigation

24 June, 2008 (13:49) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

CRESTON, Iowa — Creston Mayor Warren Woods announced Tuesday that Police Chief James Christensen has been fired following an investigation.
Woods said the termination was official as of 5 p.m. Monday.
Christensen, 40, and former Assistant Police Chief John Sickels, 38, are both charged with second-degree sexual assault in a case involving a female bartender working at […]

Former Birmingham police officer gets 18 months on sodomy conviction

24 June, 2008 (13:39) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

A former Birmingham police officer was ordered to serve 18 months in prison this morning for a Jefferson County sodomy conviction. He was accused of forcing a woman to perform a sex act while he had her in custody.
Perry Young, who turns 37 Tuesday, was wearing his uniform and gun when he took the 19-year-old […]