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Date: June 21st, 2008

Deputy arrested for sex crimes involving 3-year-old

21 June, 2008 (22:19) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

Patrol officer Christopher Hoover, 24, was arrested June 5 and charged with three counts of indecent liberties with a child. Two days earlier, Macon County Sheriff’s office terminated his employment.
Arrest warrants signed Wednesday by Superior Court judge, indicate three counts of indecent liberties with a minor. The events are said to have taken place between […]

Former cop pleads guilty to robbing Rozzie gas station

21 June, 2008 (22:14) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

A former Boston Police officer pleaded guilty last week to numerous charges stemming from a January armed robbery in Roslindale. He was sentenced to two years in state prison.
Michael Jones, 44, of Dorchester, admitted last week that he entered the Best of Boston gas station in Roslindale with his department-issued weapon, demanded that the 24-year-old […]

Senate Housing Bill Requires eBay, Amazon, Google, and All Credit Card Companies to Report Transactions to the Government

21 June, 2008 (22:07) | News, Politics | 1 comment

Washington, DC - Hidden deep in Senator Christopher Dodd’s 630-page Senate housing legislation is a sweeping provision that affects the privacy and operation of nearly all of America’s small businesses. The provision, which was added by the bill’s managers without debate this week, would require the nation’s payment systems to track, aggregate, and […]

Pig Crap Delivered To North Carolina Governor Mike Easley’s Office By Protesters After Governor Broke Promise

21 June, 2008 (22:03) | News, Politics | No comments

RALEIGH, N.C. - Eastern North Carolina residents unhappy to be living near hog lagoons gave Gov. Mike Easley what’s inside those pits.
Members of environmental groups dropped off what they said was a gallon of hog waste at Easley’s office Thursday. Lower Neuse Riverkeeper Larry Baldwin says they left the jug there after they couldn’t get […]

Woman beats 7-foot-3 sex offender with baseball bat

21 June, 2008 (22:00) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

On the day that fliers announced a registered sex offender had moved into a Puyallup neighborhood, a woman welcomed him with an aluminum baseball bat.
The 7-foot-3 man was beaten so badly, medics transported him to a hospital.
“I kept swingin’ and swingin’ and swingin,” court documents say Tammy Gibson told police, who arrested her in Cottonwood […]