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Date: June 4th, 2008

Avian Flu Found In Tyson Chickens

4 June, 2008 (12:42) | News | No comments

ORLANDO, Fla. — A major food producer is taking drastic measures after avian flu was discovered in its chickens.
Officials with Tyson Foods said some of their hens tested positive for the disease in Arkansas.
Authorities said the strain of the virus is not harmful to humans, but Tyson decided to slaughter and bury 15,000 hens after […]

Woodburn officer accused of exposing himself quits

4 June, 2008 (10:32) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

WOODBURN, Ore. — A Woodburn police officer arrested on charges of exposing himself to his neighbors quit his job on Tuesday.
Jose Rodriguez had been placed on administrative leave after his arrest.
“I and the other members of the Woodburn Police Department were shocked and saddened by this incident. While nothing in Mr. Rodriguez’s work history […]

Mow your lawn… or risk jail time in Canton, Ohio

4 June, 2008 (10:25) | News | No comments

CANTON, Ohio (AP) — Homeowners who don’t mow their grass in the northeast Ohio city of Canton now face stiffer penalties - including possible jail time.
The city council unanimously passed a law Monday that makes a second high-grass violation a fourth-degree misdemeanor carrying a fine of up to $250 and as many as 30 […]