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Month: May, 2008

$28K found on teen allegedly forced into prostitution

30 May, 2008 (11:33) | News | No comments

DALLAS - A 15-year-old girl allegedly forced into prostitution called Dallas police and was found with more than $28,000 in cash.
Sources said the teen, who was allegedly selling sex for more than one month, was given the money by her pimp in an attempt to stop her from going to authorities. However, it didn’t […]

Brookline school van driver arrested for alleged child rape

29 May, 2008 (10:07) | News | No comments

Brookline - Brookline Police have arrested a school van driver who allegedly raped an elementary-age girl in a Larz Anderson Parking lot last Friday afternoon.
Israel Santiago, 41, of Roslindale, has pleaded not guilty to two counts of aggravated rape, kidnapping and indecent assault and battery on a child under 14. He is being held on […]

Gut superbug causing more illnesses, deaths

29 May, 2008 (09:00) | Medicine, News | No comments

ATLANTA - The number of people hospitalized with a dangerous intestinal superbug has been growing by more than 10,000 cases a year, according to a new study.
The germ, resistant to some antibiotics, has become a regular menace in hospitals and nursing homes. The study found it played a role in nearly 300,000 hospitalizations in 2005, […]

Ex-corrections officer gets 3 years for criminal sexual contact

27 May, 2008 (21:01) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

FLEMINGTON —A former county corrections officer was sentenced Friday to three years in state prison on charges of official misconduct and criminal sexual contact.
Marc Jenkins, 36, was sentenced by Judge Roger Mahon in Superior Court in Flemington to three years in state prison on two counts of second-degree official misconduct, and nine months on two […]

Londonderry Teen Killed During Motorcycle Race

27 May, 2008 (12:45) | News, new hampshire | No comments

LONDONDERRY, N.H. — The Londonderry community is mourning the sudden death of a student.
Alex Lyskawa, 13, was killed in a crash during a motorcycle race Monday.
The crash happened at Summit Point Raceway in West Virginia. Police said Lyskawa’s motorcycle struck the rear of another motorcycle that was having mechanical problems during a race. Lyskawa and […]

Robbie Knievel Makes Record-Breaking Jump At Kings Island

26 May, 2008 (21:08) | Entertainment, News | 1 comment

MASON — Evel Knievel’s son staged his own stunt at the place where his father set a record for jumping 14 buses
Robbie “Kaptain” Knievel jumped 24 delivery trucks Saturday night at Kings Island amusement park. He said the jump would be at least 220 feet, which would be a new world record.
Knievel said he’d be […]

Police: Parents Arrested After Bringing Kids On Drug Deal

26 May, 2008 (21:03) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Police said a mother and father were arrested during a crack bust, and had their children with them in the car at the time of the bust.
The two were among a handful of people arrested during an undercover drug bust over the weekend.
In addition to drug charges, Chuck Parker and Simone Stevens […]

New Law Puts Mark On Sex Offenders’ IDs

26 May, 2008 (10:32) | News | No comments

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The state of Tennessee is set to issue a new kind of driver’s license that will have a special marking signifying that the carrier is a sex offender.
Some lawmakers said the idea is so simple that they don’t know why they came up with the idea earlier. Police said the new license […]

Barbara Walters Event Evacuated; Balcony Support Beam Shifts

26 May, 2008 (10:17) | Entertainment, News, new hampshire | No comments

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — An event at the Portsmouth Music Hall featuring journalist and ABC news anchor Barbara Walters was abruptly stopped on Friday night when audience members sitting in the balcony felt the building shift.
The Building Inspector, Richard Hopley, said a weld supporting one of the nine columns cracked causing the column to shift three […]

Woman, Man Holding Her Baby Are Run Over Along New York Highway

25 May, 2008 (22:00) | News | No comments

NEW YORK — A woman and a man holding her baby while walking on the side of a New York highway have been run over by a driver who didn’t bother to stop.
The baby flew out of the man’s hands but wasn’t struck by the car and suffered only minor injuries. The man was […]

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