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Date: May 26th, 2008

Robbie Knievel Makes Record-Breaking Jump At Kings Island

26 May, 2008 (21:08) | Entertainment, News | 1 comment

MASON — Evel Knievel’s son staged his own stunt at the place where his father set a record for jumping 14 buses
Robbie “Kaptain” Knievel jumped 24 delivery trucks Saturday night at Kings Island amusement park. He said the jump would be at least 220 feet, which would be a new world record.
Knievel said he’d be […]

Police: Parents Arrested After Bringing Kids On Drug Deal

26 May, 2008 (21:03) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Police said a mother and father were arrested during a crack bust, and had their children with them in the car at the time of the bust.
The two were among a handful of people arrested during an undercover drug bust over the weekend.
In addition to drug charges, Chuck Parker and Simone Stevens […]

New Law Puts Mark On Sex Offenders’ IDs

26 May, 2008 (10:32) | News | No comments

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The state of Tennessee is set to issue a new kind of driver’s license that will have a special marking signifying that the carrier is a sex offender.
Some lawmakers said the idea is so simple that they don’t know why they came up with the idea earlier. Police said the new license […]

Barbara Walters Event Evacuated; Balcony Support Beam Shifts

26 May, 2008 (10:17) | Entertainment, News, new hampshire | No comments

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — An event at the Portsmouth Music Hall featuring journalist and ABC news anchor Barbara Walters was abruptly stopped on Friday night when audience members sitting in the balcony felt the building shift.
The Building Inspector, Richard Hopley, said a weld supporting one of the nine columns cracked causing the column to shift three […]