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Date: May 3rd, 2008

Man faces prison for sharing snack cake

3 May, 2008 (18:17) | News | 6 comments

He slept through a fire drill, had loose tobacco in his possession and didn’t show up for kitchen duty.
Then Timothy E. Caudill shared a Little Debbie snack cake with another inmate at a correctional facility in southeastern Ohio. That was the last straw.
The 21-year-old was kicked out of the residential community corrections program that was […]

Two arrested in Aloha home full of trash

3 May, 2008 (16:47) | News | No comments

ALOHA, Ore. — Two people were arrested after police raided what they called an Aloha nuisance house filled with trash Thursday.
Washington County deputies said they had been to the home 45 times in the last year after complaints.
Officers arrested 21-year-old Jesse Jordan for selling marijuana, and his mother 46-year-old Dianne Schnauber, was arrested for […]

Slain UW Student’s Phone Dialed 911 But Got No Response

3 May, 2008 (16:44) | News | No comments

MADISON, Wis. — A 911 dispatcher received a call from the cell phone of a University of Wisconsin-Madison student sometime before she was killed last month but the call was apparently ignored, according to officials.
An official with the Dane County Public Safety communications said Thursday that a call for service was made from Brittany Zimmermann’s […]