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Date: May 1st, 2008

Detective Charged With Child Porn Out On Bond

1 May, 2008 (21:32) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

PHOENIX — A Phoenix police homicide detective arrested by his own department Wednesday on child pornography charges was released from jail overnight on $25,000 bond, officials said.
He is identified as Detective Mike Polk, 50, a 26-year-veteran of the police department.
Polk was arrested after Immigrations and Customs Enforcement made Phoenix police aware that he was the […]

Girl, 12, Dies of Methadone Bought From Boy, 15

1 May, 2008 (21:26) | News | No comments

YONKERS, New York — A 12-year-old girl died of a methadone overdose after taking pills she bought from a 15-year-old boy, authorities said.
The boy has been charged as a juvenile with criminally negligent homicide, criminal sale of a controlled substance and endangering the welfare of a child, his lawyer said Wednesday.
The boy took the […]

HPD: Carnaby flashed CIA card before deadly chase

1 May, 2008 (21:22) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

The man Houston police fatally shot after an hourlong chase Tuesday had shown a card identifying him as a CIA employee to officers who stopped him earlier for speeding, authorities said Wednesday.
“He (the officer) did not know what federal credentials looked like,” said Capt. Steve Jett, with Houston Police Department’s homicide division. “They look authentic, […]

Tyler man sought in trooper’s killing found dead

1 May, 2008 (21:15) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

LINDEN, Texas — The suspect in the fatal shooting of a Department of Public Safety trooper killed himself in East Texas on Thursday as authorities closed in on his location, DPS said.
The body of Brandon Wayne Robertson, 37, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound just outside of Linden in Cass County. DPS […]

MySpace Predator Busted In S. Carolina

1 May, 2008 (16:08) | News | No comments

A South Florida rapper wanted for molesting a 15-year old girl he lured from California to Hollywood could run, but he couldn’t hide.
Ansen Brown, 32, was arrested in South Carolina on Wednesday after being picked up in Greenville during a traffic stop. Authorities say he’s being held without bail and is refusing to sign […]

Teacher removed from classroom

1 May, 2008 (16:04) | News | No comments

PHILADELPHIA - April 30, 2008 — More fallout came today for a Philadelphia school teacher, following an Action News exclusive report last Friday.
Tonia Brown is accused of teaching violence in her classroom. Now, Brown has been removed from her special education classroom.
In exclusive cell phone video obtained by Action News, two Martha Washington Elementary students […]

Missing Baby’s Dad Arrested

1 May, 2008 (15:57) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

BOSTON — The father of a missing 6-month-old baby, whose disappearance triggered a statewide Amber Alert Tuesday, was apprehended by police in Burlington overnight.
Officers arrested Michael Whalen, 42, in connection with the kidnapping of the baby, Lucas, after a relative was awarded custody of the child.
Whalen was arrested at the Homestead Suites in Burlington about […]