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Date: April 26th, 2008

Dozens Of Fish Wash Ashore, Prompting Investigation

26 April, 2008 (22:16) | News, new hampshire | No comments

NEWTON, N.H. — Authorities in Newton are investigating after several dead fish have washed ashore. It’s not uncommon this time of year to see a few in local lakes and ponds, all victims of hard winter. But in Newton, dozens are showing up dead.
Over the last few days, dozens of fish washed ashore on Country […]

The Top 10 Sex Mistakes That Men Make

26 April, 2008 (21:54) | News | 2 comments

There’s no other way to say it – a sex slip-up just isn’t sexy.
Yet Mars and Venus make mistakes all the time when making love, squelching some well-intended efforts.
Although both genders are guilty of sexual errors, I’m going to take a look at some of the miscalculations that men sometimes make.
Whether it’s titillation tactics, […]

Student duct taped in class

26 April, 2008 (21:44) | News | No comments

WESLEY CHAPEL - First graders at Seven Oaks Elementary School had an unusual start to their day Friday. Two school employees were yanked out of their classroom after allegations that they’d strapped a student to a chair and taped her mouth shut.
Assistant Pasco County School Superintendent Renalia DuBose said “…it is an […]

Judge: Alleged Victim Must Watch Sex Tapes

26 April, 2008 (21:25) | News | 1 comment

ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. — A judge has ordered the alleged victim in a sexual assault case to watch homemade videos to determine if they show her being molested by murder suspect Brian L. Rooney.
Rooney, 37, of Richmond, who is awaiting trial in the October 2006 slaying of University of Vermont senior Michelle Gardner-Quinn, is facing […]

Dead officer’s last words: ‘I’m a cop’

26 April, 2008 (21:18) | News | No comments

BALTIMORE- Biker friends of the veteran Baltimore police officer fatally shot by another police officer early Thursday say the last words out of Norman Stamp’s mouth defined the man they knew:
“His last words were: ‘I’m a cop,’ ” said Paul Treash, the sergeant-at-arms at the Chosen Sons motorcycle club, which Stamp founded in 1969.
Stamp, 65, […]

Governor Strickland says 2 troopers who wore makeshift KKK costume will be fired

26 April, 2008 (18:22) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

SANDUSKY — Two Highway Patrol troopers involved in a prank with a makeshift KKK costume will be fired, according to a decision by Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland.
Meanwhile, about 200 people turned out to discuss the issue and possible racism in the community in a town hall forum hosted by the Sandusky branch of the […]

Verdict reached in Desert Hot Springs police officer trial

26 April, 2008 (18:17) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | 1 comment

A former Desert Hot Springs police officer has been convicted of multiple charges of aggravated sexual assault and lewd acts with a child under age 14 for repeatedly raping an underage relative over a 10-year period.
The officer, 37, began molesting the young girl when she was 7.
Jurors, however, acquitted him on one charge and could […]