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Date: April 25th, 2008

Woman lived with dead sister

25 April, 2008 (22:15) | News, Weird & Strange | 1 comment

Detroit police said they believe an elderly woman has been living with the corpse of her dead sister on her kitchen floor — possibly for the last three years.
Investigators said the corpse was partially mummified and portions of the body appeared to have been eaten by a dog and cat living at the residence, the […]

Ohio Rep. quits after nude photo incident

25 April, 2008 (22:13) | News, Politics | No comments

CLEVELAND, April 24 (UPI) — Ohio State Rep. Matthew Barrett has resigned seven months after an image of a nude woman appeared on his computer screen as he lectured a high school class.
Barrett left his position after Ohio House Democratic Leader Joyce Beatty, District 27, called for his resignation, WEWS-TV, Cleveland, reported Thursday.
Beatty said Barrett […]

UPS CREW IN HEROIN ‘TRAFFIC’

25 April, 2008 (21:51) | News | No comments

What can Brown do for you? Deliver $1 million worth of heroin, that’s what.
Three UPS drivers and another man were busted on drug charges in connection with a heroin-laden package that arrived at a Manhattan building on a UPS truck, police said.
Cops were called Wednesday by Louisville, Ky., cops, whose narcotics-sniffing dog identified a […]

Woman Accused Of Raping 13-Year-Old Boy

25 April, 2008 (21:25) | News | 3 comments

SHAWNEE, Kan. — Prosecutors charged an 18-year-old woman with rape of a child, but a family friend said the woman was lied to.
Prosecutors accused Jessica Nicole Lee, 18, of having sex with a 13-year-old schoolmate.
Kim Nickels, a family friend, says Lee was lied to.
“He said that he was 16, going to be 17 in January, […]

Family Says Cruise Ship Kicked Them Off Boat Because Child Was Sick

25 April, 2008 (21:20) | News | 2 comments

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — A family in Orange County is speaking out about a shocking incident that happened onboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. It was supposed to be a family vacation, but it ending up being anything but.
The family told Eyewitness News on Friday that the cruise line kicked them off the ship late […]

13-Year-Old Charged With Murder

25 April, 2008 (21:16) | News | No comments

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Prosecutors charged a 13-year-old boy with first-degree murder in juvenile court in connection with the April 19 shooting death of a Kansas City, Kan., man.
They also charged the teenager, Antwuan D. Taylor, with criminal possession of a firearm.
Charles McElroy, 47, was shot and killed near North 32nd Street and Brown Avenue.
“We […]

Colorado Teen Claims Parents Handcuffed, Whipped, and Starved Him

25 April, 2008 (20:49) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | 1 comment

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A 15-year-old boy told investigators he had been handcuffed to a banister for hours at a time, whipped with a belt and denied food, drink and bathroom breaks, Mesa County sheriff’s deputies said.
Investigators said the 5-foot-3 boy weighed 95 pounds and “appeared very thin and pale” when authorities removed him […]

Family Fearful For Beaten Student’s Life

25 April, 2008 (18:10) | News | No comments

MANCHESTER, Conn. — A 15-year-old Manchester High School student remained in critical condition overnight after a fellow student beat him unconscious.
The student’s father, Roy McNally, heard from the school principal at about 8:30 a.m. on Thursday. He spoke exclusively with Channel 3 Eyewitness News reporter Katy Zachry late Thursday night.
“Was he conscious when you saw […]

Flu, MRSA Could Be Deadly Mix For Kids

25 April, 2008 (18:08) | Medicine, News | No comments

BOSTON — Massachusetts state health officials are concerned about a deadly combination of influenza and bacteria that has been found in several cases where children have died from the flu.
They are worried about the Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus infection, also called MRSA, which is very difficult to treat. Two children who died from flu in the […]

Woman Pleads Guilty To Stealing $343,000 From Employer

25 April, 2008 (17:46) | News, new hampshire | 1 comment

CONCORD, N.H. — A Stratham, N.H., woman has pleaded guilty to stealing more than $300,000 from the technology company where she worked.
Michelle Kennedy, 49, was charged with bank fraud and forging signatures on company checks from MultiNational Resources, Inc. in Newfields.
The state attorney general said Kennedy embezzled $343,000 from 2005 to 2007.
She faces up to […]

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