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Date: April 23rd, 2008

Ex-trooper is free until baby is born

23 April, 2008 (22:23) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | No comments

HILLSBOROUGH - The attorney for a former state trooper persuaded a judge to postpone his client’s sentencing Tuesday so he wouldn’t be in prison when his baby is born.
Michael Steele pleaded guilty Tuesday to 10 separate charges stemming from claims by three Hispanic women that Steele touched, kissed or fondled them during traffic stops in […]

Border Agents Can Search Laptops Without Cause, Court Rules

23 April, 2008 (22:19) | News, Politics | No comments

U.S. border agents can search traveler’s laptops without suspicion, according to a recent court ruling.
The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled this week that computers are like luggage and therefore subject to searches at national borders and airports. The 3-0 decision is likely to extend to cell phones and other personal electronic devices. It […]

Fire Chief: Bug Bombs Fueled House Explosion

23 April, 2008 (22:15) | News | 1 comment

OMAHA, Neb. — A home explosion in Red Oak last week was caused by bug defoggers, investigators said on Tuesday.
On April 11, Jill Kaczor, 23, and Melissa Golden, 25, were hurt in the explosion.
According to the Iowa State Fire Marshal’s Office, the blast was the result of excessive bug fogger devices. The propellant used in […]

Western Beaver School Bus Beating Caught On Video

23 April, 2008 (20:32) | News | 1 comment

INDUSTRY, Pa. — Parents in the Western Beaver School District are upset after video surfaced of a student getting beat up on a school bus on Thursday.
Police said another student’s camera phone video shows one 16-year-old boy beating on another while riding on their school bus.
The boy who was beaten was taken to a local […]

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

23 April, 2008 (20:05) | News | No comments

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had […]

Boyfriend Charged In Connection With Wilton Woman’s Death

23 April, 2008 (13:43) | News, Parents Behaving Badly, new hampshire | No comments

MILFORD, N.H. — The boyfriend of a woman found dead in her Wilton, N.H., home has been arrested and charged with stabbing her to death.

Benjamin Duling, 34, was arrested Tuesday and charged with second-degree murder. Police found the body of Shelly McGrade, 35, at her home Friday night. Investigators said an autopsy revealed that she […]

Teenager Charged In Internet Sex Sting

23 April, 2008 (13:36) | News, new hampshire | 2 comments

LITTLETON, N.H. — A 17-year-old high school senior in Littleton has been charged with using the Internet to try to entice a younger boy into sex.
Police said Ryan Taber was really exchanging messages with a Keene police detective who specializes in patrolling the Internet.
Investigators said Detective James McLaughlin was posing as a 14-year-old boy and […]

3 Kentucky Teenage Girls Charged in Middle School Murder Plot

23 April, 2008 (13:33) | News | No comments

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A trio of Louisville teenagers has been arrested and charged with plotting the death of a middle school student.
Louisville police spokesman Phil Russell says detectives began investigating after a call from authorities at a middle school in eastern Jefferson County, who reported that there was word of a plot by […]

Homeowner Furious That House Built On Old Dump

23 April, 2008 (11:02) | News, Politics | 1 comment

MANCHESTER-BY-THE-SEA, Mass. — A local homeowner said she cannot live in or sell her new $850,000 home because, unbeknownst to her, it was built on an old dump.
Julie Gesner and her family did not know about the land’s history until they tried to sell the Manchester-By-The-Sea home last year and potential buyers walked away just […]

Girl To Have Surgery On Large Facial Tumor

23 April, 2008 (10:57) | Medicine, News | No comments

MIAMI — A Vietnamese girl with a 17-pound facial tumor is awaiting life-saving surgery that will restore her ability to eat and speak.
Lai Thi Dao, 15, suffers from a Schwannoma tumor that has been growing since she was 3. The tumor has severely disfigured her face and kept her from attending school.
“She had been with […]

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