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Date: April 22nd, 2008

Chicago Mom Found Dead Had Order of Protection, 3 Kids Still Missing

22 April, 2008 (21:08) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | 3 comments

CHICAGO — Police searched Tuesday for three missing Chicago children whose mother was found dead with a plastic bag over her head, as officials learned she had an existing order of protection against her husband.
Sophia Garcia, 30, was found dead in her home around noon Monday, according to the Cook County medical examiner’s office. […]

Man Posts YouTube Videos Claiming to Have Infected Thousands With AIDS

22 April, 2008 (21:03) | News | No comments

A man has posted videos on YouTube in which he claims to have deliberately “infected” thousands of women with AIDS.
The masked-man - who calls himself “Trashman” and speaks with an American accent in a series of clips posted on the video-sharing website - claims to have “infected” between 1200 and 1500 with the disease.
In the […]

Scores Of Endangered Whales Spotted Off Cape

22 April, 2008 (08:54) | News | No comments

BOSTON — An unprecedented number of endangered northern right whales were feeding and lounging off the coast of Cape Cod, state and federal officials said.
Usually about 30 to 50 northern right whales are seen in Cape Cod Bay in the spring when animals return from their breeding grounds off Georgia and Florida and further south. […]

Toddler Dies In Driveway Accident

22 April, 2008 (08:51) | News | No comments

JEFFERSON, Maine — Police said a 22-month-old boy is dead after being accidentally backed over by a truck in the town of Jefferson.
The Lincoln County Sheriff’s Department said Jeremy Norton, 24, was backing his truck from a parked position in a driveway on Sunday morning when his nephew, Caleb Waldren, ran behind the vehicle and […]

Parents say police handcuffed noisy 10-year-old

22 April, 2008 (08:43) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

OTTAWA - The parents of a 10-year-old boy who was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a police cruiser for being too noisy intend to file a complaint against Ottawa police on Thursday, alleging at least one officer went too far in how he treated their son.
Thomasz and Santana Gurzynski say police drew […]