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Date: April 18th, 2008

State Supreme Court Clears Way For Manchester Halfway House

18 April, 2008 (22:44) | Politics, new hampshire | No comments

CONCORD, N.H. — The state Supreme Court has cleared the way for a downtown halfway house for federal prisoners in Manchester, N.H.
Friday’s ruling upholds an earlier ruling allowing a private agency, Community Resources for Justice, to use a building it owns on Elm Street as a halfway house.
Mayor Frank Guinta called the previous ruling “abominable,” […]

Triplets Born With 4th Brother

18 April, 2008 (22:38) | Medicine, News | No comments

TOWSON, Md. — A mother has given birth to a rare set of quadruplets in which three of the four boys are identical.
The boys were born 11 weeks premature in January at Greater Baltimore Medical Center in Towson. The parents plan to introduce themselves and their boys at a news conference Friday.
There are fewer than […]

Man Charged With Stealing Hundreds From Disabled Man

18 April, 2008 (22:30) | News, new hampshire | No comments

MANCHESTER, N.H. — A Hooksett, N.H., man was charged with stealing hundreds of dollars from a disabled man he befriended, police said.
Michael Campbell, 23, was charged with identity fraud, a felony. Police said that a 61-year-old Manchester man told them he suspected that Campbell withdrew more than $600 from his bank account.
The Manchester man told […]

Embattled Judge Suspended For Three Years

18 April, 2008 (22:23) | Politics, new hampshire | 1 comment

CONCORD, N.H. — The state Supreme Court on Friday suspended Judge Patricia Coffey for three years after concluding she was complicit in a fraudulent property transfer involving her husband and evasive and misleading to investigators.
The unpaid suspension is 12 times longer than a disciplinary panel recommended, but even it falls short of what she could […]

2 Injured In Deputy-Involved School Bus Crash

18 April, 2008 (21:52) | News | No comments

LAKE MARY, Fla. — A Seminole County deputy was involved in a crash with a school bus Friday afternoon.
It happened near state Road 417 and Lake Mary Boulevard.
Officials said two Millennium Middle School students were injured.
The Florida Highway Patrol and Seminole County sheriffs and fire are at the scene.

Sheriff: Corrections Officer Raped By Prisoner

18 April, 2008 (21:45) | News | No comments

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A female corrections officer was beaten and raped Thursday morning by an inmate in the law library on the fifth floor of the Duval County jail, Sheriff John Rutherford announced.
The veteran officer was beaten, threatened and “viciously sexually assaulted” by Jonathan Tave, who was in jail awaiting trial for a 2005 homicide, […]

Wedding DJ Accused of Sharing Child Porn Instructional Video

18 April, 2008 (21:34) | News | No comments

NEW YORK — A wedding disc jockey has been accused of sharing an instructional video showing how to sexually abuse children.
The case was referred to the Queens district attorney’s office by police in Wheaton, Ill., who said they found two child porn videos in an Internet file-sharing program the DJ was using in February.
One […]

Women offering prostitution services on craigslist caught in undercover sting

18 April, 2008 (16:10) | News | No comments

SUFFOLK, Va. — Five women from Hampton Roads have been caught up in an online sting conducted by the Suffolk Police Department, and they can thank craigslist for their predicament.
Suffolk Police tell WAVY.com that over the weekend, they conducted an undercover sting operation targeting prostitutes offering their services over the popular Internet listing service some […]