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Date: April 15th, 2008

Michael Daniels Jr. Breaks Two-Month Old Son’s Bones

15 April, 2008 (20:59) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

In Walahalla, South Carolina, Michael Daniels Jr., 19, was charged with three counts of inflicting great bodily injury on a child. His two-month-old son is recovering from 27 fractures and numerous bruises. Some of the fractures were healing, which may indicate that the abuse had been going on a long time.
You have to wonder […]

AG Investigates Use Of Taser Gun During Bachelor Party

15 April, 2008 (20:49) | News, Videos, Weird & Strange | No comments

ROCKLAND, Maine — Maine’s attorney general is investigating an incident in which a Knox County deputy was shocked with a Taser gun before being hogtied and paraded around town in the back of a pickup truck.
Knox County Sheriff Donna Dennison said last week that she’d be asking for an independent investigation after a video of […]

Sentencing delayed for ex-police officer convicted of child rape

15 April, 2008 (20:32) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

PITTSFIELD - There has been a delay in sentencing for an Otis man convicted of child rape charges.
The Berkshire district attorney’s office said the sentencing hearing for 55-year-old Alden Hewett, which had been scheduled for Thursday, has been moved to April 29.
Hewett was convicted Tuesday of sexually assaulting a boy over a three-year period beginning […]

Judges can still punish acquitted defendants

15 April, 2008 (20:17) | News, Politics | 1 comment

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court declined Monday to reconsider a legal rule that might surprise most Americans: Judges can punish defendants for certain crimes even after a jury has acquitted them of those charges.
In recent years, the justices have described the right to jury trial as one of the bedrock principles of American law. At […]

Officer Charged in Sex Case

15 April, 2008 (20:01) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

| Mulberry Police Deputy Chief Jody Beaudry was arrested Monday and charged with having sex with a 16-year-old girl while on duty in 2004.

Beaudry, 39, surrendered at the Polk County Jail on Monday afternoon after a warrant was issued for his arrest. He was held without bond on charges of sexual battery […]

Woman sues over Meeker Co. jail strip-searches

15 April, 2008 (19:56) | News | No comments

LITCHFIELD, Minn. - A Big Lake woman is suing Meeker County, alleging she was unreasonably strip-searched after several arrests and once required to show her pierced breasts to be photographed.
Gail Lynn Simpson’s federal lawsuit seeks more than $75,000 and changes in the county’s strip-search policy.
Simpson says she was arrested on misdemeanor charges five times […]

Doctors give ‘Tree Man’ hope for future

15 April, 2008 (13:17) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

Doctors have removed more than four pounds of warts from an Indonesian man dubbed “Tree Man” because of the bark-like growths on his hands and feet.
Dede Koswara can now hold a pen and see the outline of his toes for the first time in more than a decade after surgeons began removing the huge warts […]