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Date: April 11th, 2008

Washington School Denies Autistic Boy’s Service Dog School Entry

11 April, 2008 (21:45) | Autism, News | 1 comment

NORTH FRANKLIN TOWNSHIP, Pa. — A Washington County family said they plan to sue their school district, alleging school leaders are breaking a federal law by banning their son’s certified service dog from the building.
Last week, 7-year-old Bradley Dallatore’s parents said the dog’s beneficial tug and training can help the autistic child.
But the superintendent of […]

Report: Teens Behind Florida YouTube Attack to Be Charged as Adults

11 April, 2008 (21:30) | News | No comments

The seven Florida teens accused in the “animalistic attack” filmed for YouTube are to be tried as adults, WFTV.com reported Thursday.
Mercades Nichols, 17, Brittini Hardcastle, 17, and Britney Mayes, 17, face charges of felonious battery, false imprisonment and kidnapping in connection with the attack. Cara Murphy, 16, Kayla Hassell, 15, April Cooper, 14, Zachary […]

Cheney Photo Causes Stir on Internet

11 April, 2008 (21:14) | News, Politics | 1 comment

WASHINGTON — The Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese and the Illinois-shaped corn flake appear to have new competition for webbies’ fascination: Dick Cheney’s mysterious sunglasses.
An undated photo of the vice president on the White House Web site has caused a stir on the Internet, causing some people to wonder if he’s in eyeshot […]

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

11 April, 2008 (08:22) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

COMMERCE CITY, Colo. — A couple arguing about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even […]

Dumbass Oviedo Florida “Supertrained Killer Ninja Fighter Of The Night” Police Officer Justin Varkony Suspended After MySpace Posts - Media Uncovers 22 Other Complaints Against Him

11 April, 2008 (08:06) | Bad Cops, News, Politics | 3 comments

OVIEDO, FL - Only Channel 9 spoke with a police officer who’s been suspended from the force because of what he posted on the Internet. The Oviedo Police Department took away the officer’s gun and badge when he claimed online to be a “super-trained killer ninja fighter.” It’s a statement the officer admits was a […]