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Date: April 8th, 2008

Toddler Beaten to Death With Video Game Controller

8 April, 2008 (20:37) | News | No comments

YORK, Pa. — A 2-year-old girl died after being beaten with a video game controller by her mother’s boyfriend and new charges are expected, police said Tuesday.
Darisabel Baez was pronounced dead late Monday at Hershey Medical Center, police Lt. Ron Camacho said.
The girl’s mother, Neida E. Baez, 19, called for an ambulance Sunday saying […]

Vermont AG: Police force excessive

8 April, 2008 (17:17) | News, Politics | No comments

MONTPELIER - Attorney General William Sorrell said yesterday that Brattleboro police used excessive force in two incidents last July in which they used Tasers to shock people, but that officers would not face criminal charges.
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“I’m sorry to report that the Brattleboro police blew it in both cases,” Sorrell said. The comment came […]

Wisconsin Prison Guard James Trentin Charged With Giving Male Inmates Candy And BJ’s In Private Telephone Room - No Mention As To If He Spit Or Swallowed

8 April, 2008 (17:05) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | No comments

PRAIRE DU CHIEN, WI - A Praire du Chien, Wisconsin prison guard spent time in court today after being accused of sexual assaulting inmates. The Praire du Chien correctional center is right across the Mississippi River from Marquette.
58-year-old James Trentin is on administrative leave. Several inmates say Officer Trentin brought them treats like candy, chewing […]

Texas Girl to Have Half Her Brain Removed to Combat Rare Disease

8 April, 2008 (11:18) | News | No comments

A 6-year-old girl from Aledo, Texas, is set to have half of her brain removed to combat a life-threatening disorder, according to a report from The Dallas Morning News.
Jessie Hall suffers from Rasmussen’s encephalitis, a rare illness that has plagued her for the past year, according to the report.
Though she walks, runs and plays […]

Pamela Anderson Dances Nude for Hugh Hefner’s Birthday

8 April, 2008 (11:13) | News | No comments

What do you give the man who has everything, including three girlfriends?
Well, if you’re Pamela Anderson and the man in question is Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, you give a birthday dance in your birthday suit.
The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports the “Baywatch” babe, who’s graced the cover of Playboy 12 times, stripped down at the […]