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Date: April 6th, 2008

Elderly woman missing; police ask for help from the public

6 April, 2008 (20:27) | News | No comments

LOUISVILLE (WAVE) — Louisville Metro Police are asking for help to locate a missing elderly woman. 94-year-old Emma Collins left her home at 41st and Vermont around 8 a.m. Sunday and has not been seen since.
Collins’ family says she suffers from dementia and believes she’s driving around until she runs out of gas.
Emma Collins drives […]

Elderly woman sexually assaulted in home invasion

6 April, 2008 (20:17) | News | No comments

Police are calling this a horrific crime.
Neighbors are frightened as well. They’re baffled how someone could sexually assault an elderly woman.
Sunday morning, crime scene tape surrounds a Delray Beach home.
“It’s disturbing, that’s the best way I can put it,” said Jeff Messer with the Delray Beach Police Department.
Police say around 3:00 A.M., a man entered […]

Comedians to Gather for Autism Benefit

6 April, 2008 (20:05) | Autism, News | No comments

NEW YORK — After being surrounded by the dramatic heavyweight stars of the Oscars, Jon Stewart will play host again, this time amid a bevy of comedians.
Stewart will host the second biannual “Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Benefit for Autism Education” on April 13 at the Beacon Theater in New York. The […]

Florida Man Charged With Having Sex With Child in Video

6 April, 2008 (19:58) | News | No comments

HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla. — Authorities say a 36-year-old man has been charged with having sex with a young girl in a video believed to have been filmed five years ago.
A police report says Matthew Kent Sheley was arrested Friday on a charge of sexual performance by a child.
Jail records show Sheley is also […]

Disgraced Chicago Illinois Police Officer William Cozzi Indicted On Federal Charge After Beating Handcuffed Man In A Wheelchair With A Club - Caught On Video

6 April, 2008 (09:32) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | 1 comment

CHICAGO, IL - A Chicago police officer was indicted this week on a federal charge of violating the civil rights of a man beaten while handcuffed to a wheelchair, an incident that was caught on videotape.
A federal grand jury indicted William Cozzi, 50, on one count of violating the man’s civil rights during an arrest […]

Incoming Avon Park Florida Police Chief Matt Doughney Off To A Great Start - Wasn’t Authorized To Use Daytona Beach Police Vehicle To Attend 2nd Job Interview - Wrecked It On His Return Trip

6 April, 2008 (09:14) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | No comments

AVON PARK, FL — Incoming Avon Park police chief Matt Doughney used a Daytona Beach police vehicle to make the second job interview late last month, and then crashed into a deer on the way back while in Polk County.
Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood said that Doughney’s March 24 drive violated the vehicle use […]

Child dies in FW fire while mom is away

6 April, 2008 (09:04) | News | No comments

FORT WORTH — A three-year-old child died Friday morning when fire swept through an apartment building in East Fort Worth as his mother was away from home.
The young victim was found just five feet from the front door. He was in the kitchen, not far from where investigators believe the fire started.
“The flames were […]

Alleged Plot Involved Shooting Kids, AK-47

6 April, 2008 (08:57) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

MILFORD, Conn. — A man’s alleged plot to use an AK-47 to shoot children arriving home from school ended in arrest Friday.
Milford police arrested Karl Hansen, 47, of Milford, a resident of the Caswell Cove Condominium complex and charged him with first-degree threatening, second-degree harassment and breach of peace.
Police received a complaint on Tuesday from […]

Bobby Brown: ‘I Died Three Times’

6 April, 2008 (08:51) | News | 1 comment

Bobby Brown, the R&B pop star and Whitney Houston’s drug-addicted ex-husband, died three times and had to be resuscitated.
That’s just one of the revelations in the autobiography he’s self-publishing on May 13 with distributor Atlas Books of Ohio. “Being Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But…” is co-written with Derrick Handspike, whom […]