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Date: April 3rd, 2008

Bay St. Louis Mississippi Police Officer Under Investigation In Sex For Freedom Incident Involving Female Motorist

3 April, 2008 (20:23) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | No comments

BAY ST. LOUIS, MS — A Bay St. Louis police officer is under investigation after a woman says he offered to drop traffic tickets in exchange for sexual favors.
Bay Police Chief Tom Burleson confirmed the investigation to WLOX News, but did not identify the officer or the woman. Burleson told WLOX News he only recently […]

St. Louis County Missouri Police Officer Ryan O’Connor Charged After Threating Parking Lot Attendant With His Gun

3 April, 2008 (20:13) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | 3 comments

ST. LOUIS, MO — A St. Louis County police officer accused of pointing his gun at a parking lot attendant during the St. Patrick’s Day parade was charged Wednesday with third-degree assault.
St. Louis City prosecutors charged Ryan O’Connor, 34, with the misdemeanor after reviewing the incident, which happened about 1 p.m. March 17 on a […]

Judge in Drag Charged With DWI Reconsiders Resignation

3 April, 2008 (11:22) | News, Politics, new hampshire | No comments

BOSTON — A judge who resigned after being caught driving drunk in New Hampshire while in drag says he’s reconsidering his decision to quit.
U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Robert Somma said in a letter to Massachusetts Lawyers Weekly posted Tuesday that an outpouring of support from judges, lawyers and others led him to reconsider.
He said he […]

Innocent Witness To A Fight Wonders If Her Complaint After Being Attacked By Gastonia North Carolina Police Officer Arthur Johns Resulted In His Recent Short Suspension - Details Hidden From Victim And Taxpayers

3 April, 2008 (11:08) | News, Politics | No comments

GASTONIA, NC - Gastonia officer subject of complaint
Complaint filed in January may or may not be related to March suspension
A woman who filed a complaint that a Gastonia Police officer used excessive force against her in January does not know whether his recent suspension is related to the incident with her.
Officer Arthur Johns, 23, who […]

Child Rape Case Against Former Chickasaw Alabama Police Officer Bob Ingle May Disappear After His Victim Dies In Traffic Accident

3 April, 2008 (10:13) | News, Politics | 4 comments

MOBILE, AL — 11-Year-old Rebecca McEvoy died in a traffic accident 3 months ago. Family members and supporters want the man accused of raping her, former Chickasaw Police Officer, Bob Ingle, behind bars.
But at a hearing Wednesday, Rebecca’s father says they ran into an obstacle, “The defense brought up a case called ‘Crawford out of […]

Joseph Wallace Gets Drunk, then Sodomizes and Beats Two-Month-Old Son to Death

3 April, 2008 (05:46) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

In Staten Island, NY, Joseph Wallace, 21 got wasted on beer then beat and sodomized his two-month-old son, Joseph Jr.
Wallace told police that he had used his fingers to sodomize the boy thinking it would stop him from crying! He’s kidding right? He then fell asleep with the baby’s head between his legs. OMG!!! What […]

U.S. States Spying On American Citizens, Have Access To Almost Unlimted Personal Information, FBI And CIA Databases

3 April, 2008 (05:42) | News, Politics | 1 comment

WASHINGTON, DC - Intelligence centers run by states across the country have access to personal information about millions of Americans, including unlisted cellphone numbers, insurance claims, driver’s license photographs and credit reports, according to a document obtained by The Washington Post.
One center also has access to top-secret data systems at the CIA, the document shows, […]

Teen Kills Newborn In School Toilet

3 April, 2008 (05:37) | News | No comments

BAYTOWN, Texas — A 14-year-old gave birth to a baby in a junior high school bathroom and tried to flush the newborn down the toilet, killing the infant, police told KPRC Local 2.
Baytown police said the eighth-grade student delivered the near full-term baby at Cedar Bayou Junior High School, located at 2600 Elvinta, on Wednesday […]

Autistic children linked to same sperm donor

3 April, 2008 (05:30) | Autism, News | No comments

NEW YORK (CNN) — He’s only 5½ years old, and yet he’s practically memorized the entire New York subway grid.
He reads at the fourth-grade level, plays two-handed piano compositions and is better versed than most adults about the Fibonacci code, a complex mathematics sequence.
Dylan loves Italian music and draws pictures that artist Jackson Pollock […]