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Month: April, 2008

State Representative Arrested For Third Time In Two Months

30 April, 2008 (13:08) | News, Politics | No comments

ROCHESTER, N.H. — A New Hampshire state representative has been arrested for the third time in two months.
Rep. Nancy Warren, D-Rochester, was arrested Friday and charged with stalking a neighbor and trespassing on his property, both violations of a bail order from a previous arrest.
Police said Warren left multiple messages on the phone of a […]

Motive Not Known of Special Education Teacher Accused of Taking Students to Motel for Sex

29 April, 2008 (21:27) | News, Weird & Strange | 1 comment

MAGNOLIA, Ark. — Police say the motives of a teacher accused of taking three youngsters to motels to engage in sex in a nearby town aren’t known.
Donna Lou Sanders, 46, of Magnolia, was released on $100,000 bond Friday. She is charged with 12 counts of permitting abuse of a minor, and 10 counts of […]

Alleged Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Set for Release

29 April, 2008 (21:16) | Entertainment, News | No comments

A Los Angeles porn company is planning to release a film supposedly showing guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women, according to a report in the New York Times on Tuesday.
According to Vivid Entertainment, the film, which has no audio, allegedly shows Hendrix having sex with two women in a dimly-lit bedroom, […]

Suspended Tampa Middle School Teacher Arrested a Third Time on Charges of Having Sex With Students

29 April, 2008 (21:07) | News | 1 comment

A suspended middle school teacher out on bail for allegedly having sex with two students will be back in court Tuesday after police say they caught her having sex with one of them again.
Stephanie Ragusa, 29, was arrested for the third time in about six weeks on charges of sex with a minor. She […]

Madison Police Chief Put On Administrative Leave

29 April, 2008 (20:59) | Bad Cops, News | 1 comment

MADISON, Conn. — The chief of Madison police was placed on administrative leave on Tuesday.
Chief Paul Jakubson, a 34-year-veteran of the department, was put on leave with pay until further notice.
The decision came after a meeting of the Madison Board of Police Commissioners regarding the investigation against Officer Daniel Hedges.
Hedges is the fifth Madison officer […]

13-Year-Old Arrested In Death Of Niece

29 April, 2008 (15:42) | News | No comments

SALEM, Ore. — A 13-year-old accused of causing the death of her 16-month-old niece was arrested Monday night.
Relatives took the baby, Ruby Navarro-Carbajal, to Salem Hospital on Sunday. Police said Ruby wasn’t breathing and was later pronounced dead.
Police said the child died from “inflicted traumatic brain injury.” The results of an autopsy are still pending.
Ruby […]

Former Orlando Police Officer Sentenced To Probation

29 April, 2008 (12:59) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News, Politics | 2 comments

ORLANDO, Fla. — Eyewitness News uncovered that former Orlando Police officer Durond Vann will only get one year of probation and community service, after a prostitute claimed that he paid her to have sex with him, while he was on the job last year.
Vann resigned from the Orlando Police Department. During an internal investigation, he […]

Bushisms (2006)

27 April, 2008 (20:05) | News, Politics, Videos | No comments

Mom Continues Search For Son Missing For Months

27 April, 2008 (18:36) | vermont | No comments

MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Natalie Garza hasn’t given up hope for her son — or for the authorities who have searched for him.
But frustration with the pace of searching and the continued mystery of what happened to 19-year-old Nicholas have caused her to take matters into her own hands.
Garza, who has been living at Middlebury College […]

Man Avoids Prison Amid Officer Scandal

27 April, 2008 (18:33) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

MADISON, Conn. — A Madison man has avoided prison in a drunken driving death because a town police officer who investigated the case was recently fired in a scandal.
Neal Gobrogge hosted a party last year after which 19-year-old Kirsten Meyer was killed in a crash caused by drunken driving.
Gobrogge faced three years in prison if […]

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