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Month: March, 2008

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

29 March, 2008 (09:13) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.
Price was seen on four separate […]

David Privette Uses Cigarette to Burn Girlfriend’s Son’s Genitals

29 March, 2008 (08:54) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

I know what I would do to this sick freakin bastard!
In Middleboro, Mass., Michelle Henry, 30, was charged with reckless endangerment and assault and battery on a child (her seven-year-old son) causing injury.
Bad enough, right? Here’s the doozy. Her 22-year-old boyfriend, David Privette, was charged with abusing her son by burning him with cigarettes, hitting […]

Tanker Accident on I-91 Contained; Fire Extinguished

29 March, 2008 (08:46) | News | No comments

CHICOPEE, MASSACHUSETTS (WWLP/AP) - Firefighters have put out a tanker truck fire on Interstate-91 in Chicopee. The blaze was extinguished around 10:55 am.
State police told 22News that a cargo tanker rolled over, collided with three other cars, then exploded and caught fire. It happened around 9:30 just before exit 13a on I-91 […]

Jayci Yaeger Dies After Seeing Imprisoned Father

29 March, 2008 (08:40) | News | No comments

LINCOLN, Neb. — A 10-year-old girl has died, just a day after her wish to see her father was granted.
Jayci Yaeger’s imprisoned father, Jason, went to her bedside Wednesday — a visit federal authorities allowed only after being deluged with letters and phone calls from across the nation.
Jayci had terminal brain cancer. Her family had […]

Norwalk Connecticut Police Officers Lt. Michael King and Sgt. Stephen Couture Not Charged Amid Child Molestation, But Could Face Disciplinary Action

28 March, 2008 (09:35) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

NORWALK, CONNECTICUT - Criminal charges will not be filed against two police officers drawn into the investigation of former Lt. Thomas Cummings, who was charged with sexual molestation, police and Judicial Branch sources said.
But an internal police investigation is under way, and Lt. Michael King and Sgt. Stephen Couture could face disciplinary action, said William […]

police officer sentenced in drug scam

28 March, 2008 (09:19) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

NATCHEZ, Miss. - A former Vicksburg police officer arrested in Hawaii has been sentenced to more than 15 years in federal prison for taking bribes to protect what he thought were shipments of cocaine into the Mississippi city.
Kevin Dewayne Williams was convicted of extortion in October in federal court in Natchez. On Tuesday, the 37-year-old […]

Narcotics cop made illegal search look like a break-in

28 March, 2008 (09:14) | Bad Cops, Good Cops Gone Bad, News | No comments

A 23-year Atlanta Police Department veteran pleaded guilty on Monday to conspiring to violate civil rights by searching a private residence without a warrant, federal prosecutors said.
Wilbert Stallings, 44, of Conyers, a sergeant in the department’s narcotics unit, faces up to 10 years in prison and up to $250,000 in fines. A sentencing date wasn’t […]

Father Released From Prison To Visit Dying Daughter

27 March, 2008 (17:14) | News | No comments

OMAHA, Neb. — An imprisoned father went to his dying daughter’s bedside Wednesday, a visit federal authorities allowed only after being deluged with letters and phone calls from across the nation.
Jayci Yaeger, 10, has terminal brain cancer. Her family has been pleading with federal prison officials in Yankton, S.D., to allow her father, Jason Yaeger, […]

Former Officer Charged With Stealing Police Scholarship Money

27 March, 2008 (16:58) | Good Cops Gone Bad, new hampshire | No comments

JAFFREY, N.H. — A former Jaffrey police officer has been charged with stealing from a police association fund that helps the families of fallen officers.
Attorney General Kelly Ayotte said Michael Prince, 41, was charged with stealing more than $1,600 from the Jaffrey Police Association, which raises money for scholarships and to aid families of fallen […]

Police: 8 Pounds Of Pot Found In Home : (

27 March, 2008 (16:45) | new hampshire | No comments

WAKEFIELD, N.H. — A Wakefield man was arrested after police found several pounds of marijuana in his home, police said.
Mark Chick, 45, was arrested Wednesday. Investigators said they uncovered at least 8 pounds of marijuana in his home.
Police said they had been investigating Chick for some time and made several undercover drug buys from him.
Chick […]

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