You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up!

Crazy Shit That I Never Want To Have Happen To Me!

Entries Comments


Date: March 30th, 2008

Oliver Stone to begin shooting Bush film ‘W.’

30 March, 2008 (20:19) | News, Politics | No comments

NEW YORK - Like a bill being rapidly pushed through legislation, Oliver Stone’s film about President George W. Bush is expected to begin shooting within a month with a goal toward being released before the president leaves office next January.
A person close to the film, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because plans were […]

Poison drummer arrested on rape warrant

30 March, 2008 (20:11) | News | No comments

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested on a rape warrant and his case was turned over to the district attorney’s office for possible grand jury consideration, officials said Friday.
Rockett, 46, was arrested Monday at or near Los Angeles International Airport, Los Angeles police said. He was booked and released, and was awaiting an extradition decision […]

SUGARLAND (STAY)

30 March, 2008 (20:02) | Videos | No comments

Boy Gets 100 Stitches After Dog Attack

30 March, 2008 (15:36) | News | No comments

COLUMBUS, Ind. — A Columbus third-grader has missed more than a week of school after a dog attack left him needing more than 100 stitches on his face.
Jakob Kelso (pictured), 9, said he had just finished playing on a trampoline at a friend’s house last week when a German shepherd attacked, puncturing his face […]

V-H 1 “ROCK AUTISM”

30 March, 2008 (14:58) | Autism | No comments

WASHINGTON D.C., March 13, 2008 – VH1 Classic announced that it will launch its first-ever pro-social initiative geared towards raising awareness about autism. The “Rock Autism” campaign will kick off with a music star-studded public service announcement on April 1 to mark the start of Autism Awareness Month. The announcement of the campaign’s launch was […]

Mother Mourns Loss of NH Truck Driver

30 March, 2008 (14:48) | News, new hampshire | No comments

MY PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE STAELENS FAMILY
BOSTON — Police say Aaron Staelens of Richmond, N.H. died of the injuries he sustained in a fiery crash Friday in Chicopee, Mass.
Meantime, officials in Massachusetts announced on Saturday that a driver involved in the explosive tanker crash on I-91 is being charged.
Victor Aponte from Holyoke, M.A. faces […]

Experts Plan More Tests on Charles Manson’s Ranch

30 March, 2008 (08:31) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

SAN FRANCISCO — Forensic experts plan to go back to the remote ranch where convicted killer Charles Manson lived before his arrest to do more testing to decide whether to dig in search of bodies.
Experts went to Barker Ranch in Death Valley National Park last month in search of possible unmarked graves of victims […]

2 Philadelphia Cops Suspended Over Racist Stickers

30 March, 2008 (07:42) | Bad Cops, News | No comments

PHILADELPHIA — Two narcotics officers were demoted from an elite strike force and suspended without pay because of racially offensive stickers found inside a police department locker.
Police Commissioner Charles H. Ramsey this week punished officers Scott Schweizer and Eric Dial, transferring the pair out of the Narcotics Strike Force to routine patrol in districts […]

Neglected Boy, 4, Wasted Away to 10 Pounds

30 March, 2008 (07:35) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

PACE, Fla. — Authorities in the Florida Panhandle say they have arrested a woman suspected of severely neglecting a 4-year-old boy.
Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Haines says the boy weighed only 10 pounds when he was hospitalized earlier this month but his condition is improving.
Deputies on Friday arrested 19-year-old Erin Brittany Markes, identifying […]