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Date: March 29th, 2008

Dallas Can’t Close Strip Club Where Girl, 12, Danced

29 March, 2008 (09:23) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

DALLAS — The city cannot shut down a Dallas strip club just because a 12-year-old danced nude there.
The city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under 18.
“There’s a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke […]

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

29 March, 2008 (09:13) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.
Price was seen on four separate […]

David Privette Uses Cigarette to Burn Girlfriend’s Son’s Genitals

29 March, 2008 (08:54) | News, Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

I know what I would do to this sick freakin bastard!
In Middleboro, Mass., Michelle Henry, 30, was charged with reckless endangerment and assault and battery on a child (her seven-year-old son) causing injury.
Bad enough, right? Here’s the doozy. Her 22-year-old boyfriend, David Privette, was charged with abusing her son by burning him with cigarettes, hitting […]

Tanker Accident on I-91 Contained; Fire Extinguished

29 March, 2008 (08:46) | News | No comments

CHICOPEE, MASSACHUSETTS (WWLP/AP) - Firefighters have put out a tanker truck fire on Interstate-91 in Chicopee. The blaze was extinguished around 10:55 am.
State police told 22News that a cargo tanker rolled over, collided with three other cars, then exploded and caught fire. It happened around 9:30 just before exit 13a on I-91 […]

Jayci Yaeger Dies After Seeing Imprisoned Father

29 March, 2008 (08:40) | News | No comments

LINCOLN, Neb. — A 10-year-old girl has died, just a day after her wish to see her father was granted.
Jayci Yaeger’s imprisoned father, Jason, went to her bedside Wednesday — a visit federal authorities allowed only after being deluged with letters and phone calls from across the nation.
Jayci had terminal brain cancer. Her family had […]