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Date: March 25th, 2008

Florida Woman Burned, Kitchen Explodes After Grandchild Puts Aerosol Cans in Oven

25 March, 2008 (19:11) | News | No comments

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — A South Florida grandmother is recovering from injuries after one of the five children she was baby-sitting put two aerosol spray cans into the oven and blew up part of the kitchen.
The explosion blew off the oven door and sent flames across the woman’s legs, arms and chest. The fire […]

Two Adults, Child Killed In Early-Morning Fire

25 March, 2008 (18:59) | new hampshire | No comments

STRATFORD, N.H. — For the second time in a week, fire has claimed the lives of three people in New Hampshire.
Firefighters were called to a trailer home at 24 Pleasant Valley Drive in Stratford at about 2 a.m. Tuesday. Firefighters said that by the time they arrived, the house was fully engulfed in flames and […]

Former Greenville Treasurer Indicted On Child Rape Charges

25 March, 2008 (18:56) | new hampshire | No comments

GREENVILLE, N.H. — The former town treasurer in Greenville has been indicted on charges he raped a 12-year-old girl several times in his home six years ago.
Zebadiah Kellogg-Roe, 37, is to be arraigned next month on six counts of sexual assault, prosecutors said.
Kellogg-Roe became treasurer in 2006 and has resigned.
He is accused of raping the […]

Achmed The Dead Terrorist (Funny As Hell)

25 March, 2008 (12:02) | Videos | No comments

Paul Rodgers,Brian May And Slash - All Right Now

25 March, 2008 (11:57) | Videos | No comments