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Date: March 23rd, 2008

Doctor Accused of Child Porn

23 March, 2008 (19:45) | News | No comments

MILFORD, Mich. — A Milford doctor who is accused of several counts of child pornography is slated to feature on “America’s Most Wanted” television show after he has been on the run for over a month.
After a tip and subsequent search warrant, Sturgis police found hundreds of files of child pornography, which included hundreds of […]

Girl Whose Intestines Were Partially Sucked Out by Swimming Pool Drain Dies

23 March, 2008 (17:17) | News | No comments

MINNEAPOLIS — The family of a 6-year-old girl whose intestines were partially sucked out by a Minnesota swimming pool drain last year says the child has died.
Family attorney Bob Bennett says Abigail Taylor’s parents were with her when she died Thursday evening at a Nebraska hospital.
Abigail was injured on June 29 when she […]

Cops: Mom Stabs Teen Son During Supervised Visit

23 March, 2008 (17:11) | Weird & Strange | No comments

LARGO, Fla. — Police say a Florida woman repeatedly slashed and stabbed her 15-year-old son during a supervised visit at a psychiatrist’s office.
The teen is in critical condition.
Largo police arrested the woman after the attack Saturday morning. She remains held without bail in Pinellas County on Florida’s Gulf Coast on an attempted murder charge.
Largo […]

Connecticut Driver Caught Speeding Blames an Oreo

23 March, 2008 (17:05) | News, Weird & Strange | No comments

SALISBURY, Conn. — Police say a man’s excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake — or, at least, the cookie.
A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed the driving problems on an errant Oreo.
Police say Vonkummer told the trooper that […]

Cops: Massachusetts Man Killed Over Loaf of Bread

23 March, 2008 (16:58) | News | No comments

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Police are investigating the stabbing of a 51-year-old Greenfield man Friday following what investigators say was a dispute over a loaf of white bread.
Police say Willie Donaldson was fatally stabbed by Lee A. Wilkins, 59. They say Wilkins and a roommate Thomas Webb, 62, were embroiled in an ongoing dispute about […]