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Date: March 19th, 2008

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

19 March, 2008 (20:31) | Weird & Strange | No comments

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in […]

Ex-Soldier Will Stand Trial for Raping his Three-Month-Old Daughter

19 March, 2008 (20:01) | Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

In Jackon, Michigan, Kirk Coleman, 26, will stand trail for raping and critically injuring his three-month-old daughter. The ex-Army paratrooper who served two tours of duty in Iraq, is charged with first-degree criminal sexual conduct and first-degree child abuse.
During the preliminary hearing, the court found that the sexual assault and beating was intentional. The […]

Brenda Sullivan Pleads Guilty to Child Abuse for Locking Teenage Son in Cage and Starving Him

19 March, 2008 (19:47) | Parents Behaving Badly | No comments

In Jacksonville, Florida, Brenda Sullivan plead guilty to three counts of aggravated child abuse for keeping her teenage adopted son in a caged crib in an incident some people are calling the worst case of child abuse they have ever seen. Sullivan is undergoing a sentencing hearing and faced up to 20 years in prison. […]

Long-Time Preacher Killed By Goat

19 March, 2008 (19:43) | Weird & Strange | No comments

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville preacher was killed by a goat Tuesday that he was attempting to return to a fenced-in area.
Liston G. Richardson, 76, was found dead by his wife after he didn’t return home for some time.
Richardson’s wife told authorities that when she went outside to check on her husband, he was on […]

N.H. House Approves Bill To Ease Pot Penalties

19 March, 2008 (19:32) | Politics | 1 comment

CONCORD, N.H. –New Hampshire residents could possess one-quarter ounce or less of marijuana without facing jail under a bill headed to the state Senate.
The House voted 193-141 Tuesday to make possessing a small amount pot a violation subject to a $200 fine. Under current law, possessing that amount could mean spending a year in jail […]